VINO G BASTIAN! zomg.
"hi, aku nerd tapi kerennn abwes mmbo! liat baju aku black sabbath lagiiiiiiii." :p
"HEY YOU! YES YOU!"
"hello, ini aissie ya?" (HAHHAHA, perasan)
KillingMeInside! rrrrrrrrrrrr~
*points, tuuu that one. :D
anak-anak cooolz! hot mboo, hot! 
RYAN SHECKLER! oo yeeeeah.
"which deck do you want sie? or do you want both? come one make up your mind now. ngaleh ku dah migang deck nii, inda kau kesian liat aku?"
aissie replied, "nada papa, cute mua mu kesian ah." o: HAHAHA.
suddenly...
"OH MY! i killed my neighbour's cat!"
aissie: omg!(clown menyampuk) get away you clown!
clown: you're the clown.
aissie: no, you are.
clown: no, im aissie.
aissie: NO! im aissie. sighhhh. *telefon police. 
"hello police? ada orang gila sini."
"hello police? ada orang gila sini."lets get back...
EDWARD CULLEN. ahh, vampiya!
"do i look like elvis presley? no? awwwwh. ]:"
GENJI (shun oguri). 1st japanese actor that im into?
"cari masalah wang?!"
HAHAH, thats all i guess. ngalih ku sudah kan browse pictures. [:
TITANIC! TITANIC! (becerita sekajap) [:
this is the exact true story of titanic, what you watched in the movie are the fake ones. HAHA.
so here it goes.
on one love ly evening...
jack: jangan buka arms mu wide eh. (menahan bau masam)
rose: awu aku buka 90degrees saja, eh luruska 90 ni? mcam labih ada jua.
jack: manasaja kau ehh.
rose: i love you jackie babyyyy.
jack: i love you too cutie-rosie-kuhhzzzzzzzzzz.
skali begagar terus kapal titanic. "KABOOSH!"
"GRRRRRRR! sakit wah tu."
nahh mutant ninja tupai papa mahl rupanya yang buat titanic drown aniii. AHHAHA.
semua orang pu panic sudah, abis betakulan nii. ada jua yang terajun kesea.
rose: jack, apakan tu?
jack: hantah. ._______. pacik ohh pacik, apakan tadi tu?
pacik in black: anuuu, apani mutant ninja turtle. eh salah mutant tupai yo!
rose and jack: elalalahhhh.
rose: takut ku jack.
jack: aku pun, ni peed my pants sudah ah.
rose: oh?! palui, patut basah seluar ku!
nada dapat ditolog dah titanic, drowned sudah.
jack: dont let go.
rose: i wont.
jack: kenapa tia black and white ani?
rose: kan abis tayang dah.
jack: ohhh, bah. lakastah mati.
rose: bah lakastah.
durang pun mati sama-sama.
tulang jack: i love you to death.
tulang rose: i knowwwww. *liat badan tinggal tulang.
THE END [: